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Ape Shit Feminised

Ape Shit Feminised for New Zealand growers. Hybrid, listed 19% THC, relaxed, happy, euphoric. Free postage over $150, flat $14.99 below it, both islands.

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What the seed lot did on the bench

Every lot is checked before it goes on the shelf, and the yield figures come from New Zealand growers who sent us a harvest weight against a batch code. This lot was read on 2026-09-22, from a tray sample of 140.

Opened on the bench: 99.1% of 140
Lot checked: 2026-09-22, at 21-24Β°C
Under lights here: 394-501 g/mΒ², across 12 grower reports
Outside here: 519-686 g/plant, across 11 grower reports

Outdoor figures come from a New Zealand season, so they run below what the same cultivar reaches somewhere with a longer, drier autumn. Treat them as what this plant does here. The full report for this lot sets out the method and the terpene panel.

About Ape Shit Feminised

Ape Shit is bought for what comes off it, and the sourced figures are up to 400 g/m2 under lights and up to 400 g/plant from a plant grown out. Those are ceilings, not promises β€” pot volume, light intensity and how honestly you feed decide where you land inside them. Run the numbers for your own tent with the yield calculator before committing to a pack size, and put it next to the rest of the high-yield strains if weight is the whole point.

Getting the Weight Out of Ape Shit

What the sourced data gives for this cultivar: up to 400 g/m2 under lights, up to 400 g/plant from a plant grown outside. Reaching either is an environment problem before it is a genetics one.

Root volume sets the ceiling before a single flower forms. Under-pot a plant and no feeding schedule rescues it. Get the container right early and the plant does the rest.

Light is the second lever, and the one most growers get wrong in both directions β€” too little through veg, too much in late flower where it bleaches rather than builds. Steady beats aggressive.

The third is the fortnight around the flip. The stretch after the flip decides your final canopy shape, and it is the last moment training does anything useful.

Feed to the plant rather than the calendar. Our nutrient calculator gives a starting schedule; the plant will tell you where it is wrong. Worth a side-by-side comparison before you commit if weight is the deciding factor.

What Ape Shit Is Like

Reported effects cluster around relaxed, happy, euphoric. At 19% THC that is a meaningful figure rather than a decorative one, and the sensible approach with anything in this range is to start lower than you think and wait longer than feels necessary.

The 44/56 balance shapes where it lands: even-handed, with the dominant direction shifting by dose more than by time of day. Tolerance moves this more than any other variable, which is why two people describe the same jar differently.

Prefer something gentler? The CBD-forward strains range trades peak potency for balance.

The Terpenes

Caryophyllene leads, limonene sits behind it, and myrcene runs underneath.

This trio is a common signature in well-regarded cultivars, which is not an accident: caryophyllene carries weight, limonene adds definition, myrcene keeps it from being one-note. It reads clearly on a first opening rather than needing to be hunted for.

Who It Suits

Who does well with Ape Shit? Growers who want to control plant size and harvest date, and have the vegetative space to use that control. Anyone past their first grow.

Still deciding? The indoor-friendly genetics list is the narrower place to start.

Published Figures

  • Finishes in 55-65 days
  • Under lights: up to 400 g/m2
  • Grown out: up to 400 g/plant
  • Height: 90-120 cm. Medium
  • Difficulty: moderate

Reported Effects

Descriptive, and ordered by how prominently each one appears in the sources we hold. Not a survey, and not a measurement.

😌Relaxed
Most prominent in the descriptions we hold
😊Happy
Reported alongside it
πŸ€—Euphoric
Reported alongside it
🀩Creative
Reported alongside it
😎Uplifted
Reported alongside it
🀀Hungry
Reported alongside it
😴Sleepy
Reported alongside it
πŸ˜†Giggly
Reported alongside it
🧠Focused
Reported alongside it

Best For

✦ Anytime
✦ Relaxation
✦ Stress Relief

Where It Sits

Indica 44%Sativa 56%

The Numbers

🧬THC19% - 22% (Medium-High)
🌿Comes fromPurple Urkle Γ— Acapulco Gold Γ— Cinderella 99
πŸ”¬LeansFeminised Hybrid
🌑WantsTemperate, adaptable
πŸ“…Comes downMarch – May outdoors (NZ, typical)
πŸ“Gets to90-120 cm. Medium
βš–οΈCarriesMedium – High
🏠Under lightsup to 400 g/m2
🌳In the groundup to 400 g/plant
⏱Time in bloom55-65 days

How it arrives

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Where Ape Shit Feminised Comes From

Documented parentage is Purple Urkle Γ— Acapulco Gold Γ— Cinderella 99. Where a cultivar's origin is recorded we name it on this page; where it is contested or simply unknown, the field stays empty rather than being filled with something plausible.

We did not originate the cultivars in this catalogue and do not claim to have. What we do is select and stabilise the lines we sell, so that a pack grows out more uniformly than an unworked one β€” which matters more in New Zealand than in most places, because an outdoor grower here is working to a frost date rather than an open-ended season. The stabilisation programme sets out how that works and what it does not cover.

Every pack is covered by our germination promise: follow the method in the germination guide and seed that fails to open is replaced free within 30 days.