
Couch Lock Mixpack Feminised
Couch Lock Mixpack Feminised for New Zealand growers. Hybrid, listed 26% THC, sleepy, calm. Free postage over $150, flat $14.99 below it, both islands.
What the seed lot did on the bench
Every lot is checked before it goes on the shelf, and the yield figures come from New Zealand growers who sent us a harvest weight against a batch code. This lot was read on 2026-09-04, from a tray sample of 240.
Outdoor figures come from a New Zealand season, so they run below what the same cultivar reaches somewhere with a longer, drier autumn. Treat them as what this plant does here. The full report for this lot sets out the method and the terpene panel.
About Couch Lock Mixpack Feminised
Couch Lock Mixpack is bought for what comes off it, and the sourced figures are 400โ500 g/mยฒ under lights and 400โ600 g/plant from a plant grown out. Those are ceilings, not promises โ pot volume, light intensity and how honestly you feed decide where you land inside them. Run the numbers for your own tent with the yield calculator before committing to a pack size, and put it next to the rest of the high-yield strains if weight is the whole point.
What You Actually Receive in the Couch Lock Mixpack Feminised
This is three different cultivars in one pack, not three packs of the same seed. They divide evenly by pack size: a 3-seed pack is one of each, a 6-seed pack is two of each, a 15-seed pack is five of each. Each is its own plant with its own habit, which is worth knowing before you plan a tent around them.
- Granddaddy Purple โ grape and berry, deep and unsubtle, over a body stone that does not ask permission. An indica in the old sense.
- OG Kush โ the West Coast benchmark. Pine and sour lemon over earth, a head that turns euphoric and a body that stops arguing.
- Strawberry Cheesecake โ indica-leaning: strawberry laid over something creamy and cheesy. Sedating enough that the evening is the honest slot for it.
Because they are three distinct plants, they will not finish together. Give the tallest of them the headroom and expect to harvest in stages rather than all at once. In a New Zealand outdoor season that is an advantage: staggered ripening spreads the risk across the damp weeks of March and April instead of putting every plant at the mercy of one bad fortnight.
Getting the Weight Out of Couch Lock Mixpack
What the sourced data gives for this cultivar: 400โ500 g/mยฒ under lights, 400โ600 g/plant from a plant grown outside. Reaching either is an environment problem before it is a genetics one.
Root volume sets the ceiling before a single flower forms. Under-pot a plant and no feeding schedule rescues it. Get the container right early and the plant does the rest.
Light is the second lever, and the one most growers get wrong in both directions โ too little through veg, too much in late flower where it bleaches rather than builds. Steady beats aggressive.
The third is the fortnight around the flip. The stretch after the flip decides your final canopy shape, and it is the last moment training does anything useful.
Feed to the plant rather than the calendar. Our nutrient calculator gives a starting schedule; the plant will tell you where it is wrong. Worth a side-by-side comparison before you commit if weight is the deciding factor.
Reading the Effects Honestly
Effect descriptions are the least reliable part of any seed listing, this one included. What is defensible: this is a 49/51 hybrid at 26% THC, commonly described as sleepy, calm, with caryophyllene leading the terpene profile.
What is not defensible is any promise about how it will feel for you. Dose, tolerance, setting and the phenotype you happen to pop all move the outcome more than the strain name does.
Growing a few and selecting the keeper is the only way to know. That is what a pack of feminised seeds is for.
The Terpenes
Caryophyllene leads, myrcene sits behind it, and humulene runs underneath.
Temperature changes what you get. Vaporised low, around 180 to 188 degrees, myrcene and humulene come through cleanly while caryophyllene stays in the background. Combusted, caryophyllene dominates and the finer detail is largely lost. Same flower, two different experiences.
Who It Suits
Couch Lock Mixpack is rated intermediate. That sits in the middle โ you want a working understanding of pH and feeding, but nothing exotic. Being a photoperiod means you decide when it flowers, and therefore how big it gets.
Shipped nationwide in plain packaging. Every strain page carries whatever grow data we could actually source, and nothing we could not.
Published Figures
- Finishes in 8โ10 weeks
- Under lights: 400โ500 g/mยฒ
- Grown out: 400โ600 g/plant
- Height: 50โ140 cm
- Difficulty: intermediate
Reported Effects
Descriptive, and ordered by how prominently each one appears in the sources we hold. Not a survey, and not a measurement.
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Where Couch Lock Mixpack Feminised Comes From
We hold no documented parentage for this cultivar, so none is shown. A blank here is an admission rather than an oversight โ we would rather leave it empty than publish a lineage we cannot stand behind.
We did not originate the cultivars in this catalogue and do not claim to have. What we do is select and stabilise the lines we sell, so that a pack grows out more uniformly than an unworked one โ which matters more in New Zealand than in most places, because an outdoor grower here is working to a frost date rather than an open-ended season. The stabilisation programme sets out how that works and what it does not cover.
Every pack is covered by our germination promise: follow the method in the germination guide and seed that fails to open is replaced free within 30 days.