LA Woman Auto
LA Woman Auto, a hybrid listed at 23% THC and described as focused, happy, relaxed. Posted unbranded and tracked to any New Zealand address, with the grow figures we could trace on the listing.
What the seed lot did on the bench
Every lot is checked before it goes on the shelf, and the yield figures come from New Zealand growers who sent us a harvest weight against a batch code. This lot was read on 2026-09-02, from a tray sample of 220.
Outdoor figures come from a New Zealand season, so they run below what the same cultivar reaches somewhere with a longer, drier autumn. Treat them as what this plant does here. The full report for this lot sets out the method and the terpene panel.
About LA Woman Auto
Will LA Woman finish outdoors in New Zealand? In most of the country, yes. The outdoor window runs October to April, and an autoflower started in that window runs on age rather than daylight, which takes the guesswork out of timing entirely. Balanced genetics adapt to most of the country, so the honest answer depends on where you are. The regional notes below are the short version.
Questions New Zealand Growers Ask About LA Woman
What medium suits it? Living soil rewards flavour, coco rewards control and speed. Neither is wrong. Choose the one you will actually maintain.
How much light? More in veg than growers expect, less in late flower than they think. Autoflowers do not need a light-cycle change, so 18 hours throughout is the simple default.
When is it ready? Trichome colour, not the calendar. The published window is 60-70 days, which is a reasonable figure to plan around, but the plant decides.
Is it beginner-friendly? It is rated intermediate. That means basic competence with pH and feeding is enough.
Where do I put it? Indoors it is predictable; the indoor-friendly genetics list covers what performs in a tent. Outdoors, see the regional notes above — or the autoflowering indica range if the season is your constraint.
How does it arrive? Plain, unbranded packaging with tracking — the detail is on the shipping page.
What LA Woman Is Like
Reported effects cluster around focused, happy, relaxed. At 23% THC that is a meaningful figure rather than a decorative one, and the sensible approach with anything in this range is to start lower than you think and wait longer than feels necessary.
The 40/50 balance shapes where it lands: even-handed, with the dominant direction shifting by dose more than by time of day. Tolerance moves this more than any other variable, which is why two people describe the same jar differently.
Prefer something gentler? The CBD-forward strains range trades peak potency for balance.
The Terpenes
Caryophyllene leads, myrcene sits behind it, and humulene runs underneath.
Aroma is not fixed at harvest — it develops. Fresh flower leads hard with caryophyllene; three or four weeks in sealed glass at a stable 16 to 18 degrees lets myrcene and humulene come forward as the sharper volatiles clear. Jars opened at week one and week five smell like different plants.
Who It Suits
LA Woman is rated intermediate. That sits in the middle — you want a working understanding of pH and feeding, but nothing exotic. Being an autoflower removes light-cycle management entirely, which suits balcony growers and anyone wanting a fast turnaround.
Shipped nationwide in plain packaging. Every strain page carries whatever grow data we could actually source, and nothing we could not.
Published Figures
- Finishes in 60-70 days
- Under lights: up to 300 g/m2
- Grown out: up to 300 g/plant
- Height: Short
- Difficulty: intermediate
Reported Effects
Descriptive, and ordered by how prominently each one appears in the sources we hold. Not a survey, and not a measurement.
Best For
Where It Sits
A balanced hybrid. We do not have an indica-to-sativa split for this one that we can stand behind, so it is left out rather than estimated.
The Numbers
How it arrives
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Where LA Woman Auto Comes From
Documented parentage is LA Confidential × Mean Green. Where a cultivar's origin is recorded we name it on this page; where it is contested or simply unknown, the field stays empty rather than being filled with something plausible.
We did not originate the cultivars in this catalogue and do not claim to have. What we do is select and stabilise the lines we sell, so that a pack grows out more uniformly than an unworked one — which matters more in New Zealand than in most places, because an outdoor grower here is working to a frost date rather than an open-ended season. The stabilisation programme sets out how that works and what it does not cover.
Every pack is covered by our germination promise: follow the method in the germination guide and seed that fails to open is replaced free within 30 days.