Laughing Buddha Feminised
Laughing Buddha Feminised, a sativa listed at 18% THC and described as giggly, happy, uplifted. Posted unbranded and tracked to any New Zealand address, with the grow figures we could trace on the listing.
What the seed lot did on the bench
Every lot is checked before it goes on the shelf, and the yield figures come from New Zealand growers who sent us a harvest weight against a batch code. This lot was read on 2026-09-10, from a tray sample of 300.
Outdoor figures come from a New Zealand season, so they run below what the same cultivar reaches somewhere with a longer, drier autumn. Treat them as what this plant does here. The full report for this lot sets out the method and the terpene panel.
About Laughing Buddha Feminised
Will Laughing Buddha finish outdoors in New Zealand? In most of the country, yes. The outdoor window runs October to April, and a photoperiod finishes as the autumn light shortens, so the question is whether your first frost arrives before it does. Sativa-leaning plants want the longer northern season, so the honest answer depends on where you are. The regional notes below are the short version.
Questions New Zealand Growers Ask About Laughing Buddha
What medium suits it? Living soil rewards flavour, coco rewards control and speed. Neither is wrong. Choose the one you will actually maintain.
How much light? More in veg than growers expect, less in late flower than they think. Twelve hours of uninterrupted dark triggers flowering — and uninterrupted means exactly that.
When is it ready? Trichome colour, not the calendar. The published window is 70-75 days, which is a reasonable figure to plan around, but the plant decides.
Is it beginner-friendly? It is rated medium. That means basic competence with pH and feeding is enough.
Where do I put it? Indoors it is predictable; the indoor-friendly genetics list covers what performs in a tent. Outdoors, see the regional notes above — or the outdoor-season range if the season is your constraint.
How does it arrive? Plain, unbranded packaging with tracking — the detail is on the shipping page.
Effect Profile
Giggly, Happy, Uplifted is the consensus, and consensus is worth exactly what it sounds like — a starting point. 18% THC sets the scale; terpinolene and the terpenes alongside it shape the character rather than the strength.
Onset is quick by inhalation and slow by ingestion, which is where most bad experiences begin. Expect a mental lift first, with the body catching up later.
If potency is what you are shopping for, the high-THC seeds category is sorted for it.
The Terpenes
Terpinolene leads, limonene sits behind it, and ocimene runs underneath.
Aroma is not fixed at harvest — it develops. Fresh flower leads hard with terpinolene; three or four weeks in sealed glass at a stable 16 to 18 degrees lets limonene and ocimene come forward as the sharper volatiles clear. Jars opened at week one and week five smell like different plants.
Who It Suits
Laughing Buddha is rated medium. That sits in the middle — you want a working understanding of pH and feeding, but nothing exotic. Being a photoperiod means you decide when it flowers, and therefore how big it gets.
Shipped nationwide in plain packaging. Every strain page carries whatever grow data we could actually source, and nothing we could not.
Published Figures
- Finishes in 70-75 days
- Under lights: 500-600 g/m2
- Grown out: 800 g/plant
- Height: 100-110 cm
- Difficulty: medium
Reported Effects
Descriptive, and ordered by how prominently each one appears in the sources we hold. Not a survey, and not a measurement.
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Where Laughing Buddha Feminised Comes From
Documented parentage is Jamaican × Thai. Where a cultivar's origin is recorded we name it on this page; where it is contested or simply unknown, the field stays empty rather than being filled with something plausible.
We did not originate the cultivars in this catalogue and do not claim to have. What we do is select and stabilise the lines we sell, so that a pack grows out more uniformly than an unworked one — which matters more in New Zealand than in most places, because an outdoor grower here is working to a frost date rather than an open-ended season. The stabilisation programme sets out how that works and what it does not cover.
Every pack is covered by our germination promise: follow the method in the germination guide and seed that fails to open is replaced free within 30 days.